Yes, you read that right. Send anyone in the world you love, hate, and/or want to masturbate to, a paper penis. Designed exclusively, for the master baiter in you.
It's cheaper than therapy, classier than unsolicited dick pictures, and who's going to expect a paper penis? Nobody's going to see it coming. Have you Googled how to fold a paper penis? It's a fucking accomplishment to fold one of those things. That shit is hard.GET ONE FOR PROSPERITY
IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. I mean, come on, use your imagination: 8===D~
If you forget to enter an address at the checkout page, know that your paper penis will be mailed to the nearest frat house and/or senior home.
No illegal shit, please.